I am maturing and it is a frightening thought. For the first time since MTV has been on the air, I missed the VMAs. OK, I boycotted it after Britneys performance and Sarah Silvermans (yawnnnnnnnn) monologue. I knew that if I continued to watch-I would get mad. I don't like being bored.
Britney, Britney, Britney. Sighhhhhhhh. Let me find something nice to say. Hmmmm. Heyyyyyy, I almost liked your song. (smile) The beat is FIYAHHHHHHHHH. Go find some lyrics-STAT!
Somewhere on this planet, Paula Abdul is screaming YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS because someone ELSE had the worse costume (???) ever on television.
I love Britney. I have defended her music and singing abilities for YEARS but they just laugh. Didn't Britney learn from the Onyx Hotel Slutfest tour that the stripper look is out?
The saucy sassy Britney is gone. What I witnessed was a performer who should have been seasoned in the Razzle Dazzle performing like a Pussycat Doll cast off. I feel like crying.
Why? Because she is soooo YOUNG.
Rhianna had NERVE to laugh at Britney. I would rather listen to a Britney marathon than one note of Rhianna. I will never forgive Jay Z for introducing her to my ears. I forgave him for stealing Biggies lyrics, but I have had enough.
I couldn't and wouldn't watch another second of that show. I know that MTV is youth oriented and gay ran, but they need an old head or five up there to bring life back into that station.
Truth be told, after Tupac and Biggie were murdered-I stopped watching MTV and slid over to VH1. I have seperated from VH1 as well. I haven't signed the final divorce decree on that as yet.
BET used to be my pride and joy, but UGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH. The rented house, rented women, and rented music is OLD.
Britney, put some clothes on and bring back the Razzle Dazzle. Please prove to me that there isn't a Justin Timberlake curse on the women he has performed with.
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